China exports artificial hymens to Middle East http://bit.ly/3JZBs9

Cute puppy & lion rough-housing. http://bit.ly/2VMndx (Google cache page. Original page is down)

All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it. HL Mencken

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. Oscar Wilde

Weird ingredients in hair products. http://bit.ly/28GVzC (Think bull sperm and whale vomit)

The earth is the mother of all people, and all people should have equal rights upon it. Chief Joseph

Looking for KATE reflect mirror eyeshadow? http://bit.ly/1lbCdf Still taking orders. Drop me a note.

anyone looking for Agnes B Purple Nylon Bag http://bit.ly/AysQz (Special Edition with Heart)?

Microsoft creates Vista, Windows 7 compatibility tool http://bit.ly/4y4Lci

How to Fix Facebook's New Home Page
http://bit.ly/2fiEIP

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.Winston Churchill

The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any. Katharine Whitehorn

Leaving on a jet plane to Japan. Will be bringing back loads of goodies soon...

5 People who Failed their way to Fame & Fortune http://bit.ly/Nf7AA

Lucrative toilet blogger opportunity available http://bit.ly/2qCIa0 No kidding!

Gene therapy restores eyesight of 12 born with rare defect http://bit.ly/3NdElE

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.Rita Rudner

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea.Honore de Balzac

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.James Thurber

what do nerds with shampoo http://bit.ly/1wcXqQ funny but disturbing...

Natural H1N1 Flu infection prevention http://bit.ly/A7eHl Colostrum is 3X better than flu vaccine

5-year-old boy with six-pack enters Guiness Book of Records http://bit.ly/26P6cO

Some of us are more attractive than others, but all are equally beautiful.

Impossible but beautiful photos http://bit.ly/3IAEnB The next M.C. Escher?

Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who will be writing about you.Cyril Connolly

Thousands protest Global Warming http://bit.ly/28kTS8 (rofl)!

Every day I get up & look thr the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go 2 work.Robert Orben

Anyone in Singapore wants something from Tokyo, Japan? I'll be leaving this Monday.

The secret behind perfectly cooked eggs http://bit.ly/2MQ6rt

the first eight minutes of ABC's 'V' http://bit.ly/2cxp22 (video)

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. Margaret Mead

Teens love Facebook & Apple, confused by Twitter http://bit.ly/4a2Qcm

The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.David M. Ogilvy

is still considering whether I should make the switch to Windows 7. Arrgh!!!

Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic.Ambrose Bierce

New camera promises to capture your whole life http://bit.ly/4e3ALs

women of the future may be shorter, plumper and more fertile... http://bit.ly/3yas5r

I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end. Margaret Thatcher

Knowledge is power, if you know it about the right person. Ethel Mumford

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half. Gracie Allen

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? Jean Cocteau

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. George Eliot

Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. Albert Einstein

wonders if world peace is achievable without the use of violence?

Remember Bill Cosby? He's back... On Twitter http://bit.ly/3wsUQF

says Bananas are Dangerous! I have video proof! http://bit.ly/3E2zsu

Check out this guy's massive right arm http://bit.ly/3E2zsu

125-pound black bear wanders into grocery store, chills out in beer cooler http://bit.ly/3dbiSd

Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle. Plato

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. Quentin Crisp

shares 10 Time-Saving, MacGyver-Style Cleaning Tricks http://bit.ly/1R4BkA

asks Is Sodium Laureth Sulfate good or bad for your skin?

RT @BarrettDavid @LarryBerezin Facebook and LinkedIn for Law Students http://bit.ly/aympf

Test your diagnostic skills with an interactive medical case http://bit.ly/1WWtKs (by NEJM)

asks What next?! Here's a fan without any blades http://bit.ly/2Tjem0

6-Year-Old Sells Her Toys to Aid Police Dogs http://bit.ly/1KkmZF

shares Windows 7 versus Snow Leopard on a MacBook Pro http://bit.ly/2BAscW

shares Samuel L. Jackson uses Google Wave http://bit.ly/8IBdp Pulp Fiction style! **Vulgarities**

Love is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. Antoine de Saint-Exupery

says It's official: Your bullying boss really is an idiot! http://bit.ly/HVbxN

Enjoying the Greatest Hits of Whitney Houston!

says They're now pushing the $189 mini-soap in the name of charity - Flood Relief for the Philippines!

asks Are you a business owner or entrepreneur? Come and network at this Meetup Group http://bit.ly/1kfRDU

asks you feel that you have a troubled relationship with a loved one, do you seek help? From who?

thinks Singapore will always have swindling MLMs... Imagine paying $150 for a bar of soap!!!

Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.

Don't click here unless you're bored! http://bit.ly/2xokF

Don't click here unless you're bored! http://bit.ly/2xokF

Don't click here unless you're bored! http://bit.ly/2xokF

Two-year-old with same IQ as Einstein http://bit.ly/29FZJr

Two-year-old with same IQ as Einstein http://bit.ly/29FZJr

asks Anyone remember Mind Your Language? http://bit.ly/3Qnewa Can't believe it's 30 years old!

says Bizzare cloud over Moscow http://bit.ly/2ui4fy

says Fed-Ex helps bring terminally-ill 7-year-old girl home http://bit.ly/4qGZl0

says I'm dog-tired, but with a dose of aojiru I'm up and running again!

Wise is the man who has ears that are listening intently for anything that will help him improve. Ken Nair

says Men are like chocolates, first they are sweet... then they make your stomach fat...

The desire to take medicine is perhaps the greatest feature which distinguishes man from animals. Sir William Osler

shares Actual High School Writing: Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.

says Stiff shoulder resolved after "dancing in the hot shower" technique... yeah, i'm weird

The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively but says nothing. Henry Haskins

says When you have time, please tell me if there's an alien moonbase http://bit.ly/16zY0e (pictures)

shares the most fantastic story ever told! http://bit.ly/iufPE

shares Bob Sutton’s Top 10 List: Flawed Assumptions about Managing People http://bit.ly/1Spkhn

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go. Carol Burnett

We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools. Martin Luther King Jr.

What to do about ALL those Facebook invites? http://bit.ly/7wmbL by @unmarketing

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings. Ed Gardner

The more freedom we enjoy, the greater the responsibility we bear, toward others as well as ourselves. Oscar Arias Sanchez

shares reasons to ‘unfriend’ your spouse on Facebook http://bit.ly/JsGIy

says Tourists desperately searching for "lesbian city" http://bit.ly/1RDEav

The artist's vocation is to send light into the human heart. George Sand

The artist's vocation is to send light into the human heart. George Sand

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty. Imelda Marcos. Okaaayyy!

shares Twitter Data Analysis: An Investor’s Perspective http://bit.ly/3EaFVp

Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of witnesses. Margaret Millar

shares The Princess And The Frog: First 5 Minutes Of The Movie http://tinyurl.com/ydym7lf

says Change ur passwords 4 Gmail, Hotmail & Yahoo email accounts! Thousands have been leaked online

wonders If swimming is good for your shape, do I really want to look like a whale???

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. Mark Twain ROFL!

says US Dollar may soon be blocked for oil payments http://bit.ly/228hJT

wonders If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

wonders if corn can't hear, why does it have an ear?

shares the evolution of the cell phone http://tinyurl.com/ybtnft4

wonders So what's really inside a cup of coffee? http://tinyurl.com/ksuuns

Student rides out a tsunami on his surfboard http://tinyurl.com/ycawxg9

says The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television...

shares Eliminating Poverty: A New Approach? http://bit.ly/cuRJv by Jacqueline Novogratz

If man doesn't learn to treat the oceans and the rain forest with respect, man will become extinct. Peter Benchley

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. George Burns

You don't pay taxes - THEY TAKE taxes. Chris Rock

thinks it's always important to check that the cotton bud isn't loose before inserting into one's ear...

shares 95 websites you should bookmark today http://tinyurl.com/yckoyw6

We may not imagine how our lives could be more frustrating and complex-but Congress can. Cullen Hightower

says Pee could power your car one day http://tinyurl.com/kwxau5

asks anyone in SG wants an unopened HP Mini 110-1025TU for only $600? Selling for a friend.

I'm not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens. Woody Allen

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Traci Jones

shares 21 Tips to Save on Travel http://bit.ly/10nMrV

wonders If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

wonders If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

says Don't click here unless you're bored http://tinyurl.com/y8mxwu3

says Anne Frank museum launches YouTube channel http://bit.ly/3WIb3T

says Double arm transplant man left with hands hairier than body http://bit.ly/DBRAc

Thoughts lead to feelings, which lead to actions, which lead to results. T Harv Eker Reminds me of Yoda...

Give every man thy ear, but few thy voice. William Shakespeare, Hamlet

says I've been trying to lick my elbow for the past 10 mins... neck cramp!

wonders if all the nations in the world are in debt, http://tinyurl.com/s67xf where did all the money go?

We used to sleep five to a bed and three of them used to wet the bed. I learnt to swim before I could walk. Bernard Manning

says I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine. Rita Rudner