Nouvelle Cuisine, roughly translated, means: I can't believe I paid ninety-six dollars and I'm still hungry.

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. William Shakespeare

I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.

40 Singapore foods we can't live without http://bit.ly/bnbxSN

Controversy is the new advertising bit.ly/9Xy7f

Now All Of You Smart People, Try Solving This One! http://bit.ly/anFK0a

7 Things You Should Know About Your Internet-Interrupted Brain http://huff.to/9Hggyg

We are each of us angels with only one wing, & we can fly only by embracing others. Luciano De Crescent

The next Keanu Reeves meme (check out the comments) http://bzfd.it/9vVWdh

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. Aristotle Onassis

Check out the Scooby Doo Halloween pictures on Google.com now! Awesome

Is genius genetic? http://bit.ly/bTLIHF

Do u Dare to Take the Ultimate Intelligence Test? http://bit.ly/aEQBsH

Sixth Sense: Do You Have It? http://bit.ly/v9p2U v @mistygirlph

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side & it holds the universe together. Oprah

The scary truth about disposable chopsticks http://bit.ly/9wr27f Watch 3:30!

Growing Facebook likes with the Snowball Effect http://bit.ly/cWT33V

Have You Ever Wondered What Fried Beer Tastes Like? http://bit.ly/aGWz0S via @mistygirlph

Where do iPods come from? http://bit.ly/agPMcf v @Minervity

The Story of the oldest Holocaust survivor http://bit.ly/95Rxxp Ty @terrinakamura

I went to school to become a wit... but only got halfway through.

Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women.

It's not hard to meet expenses... they're everywhere.

If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

Judging a Twitter User by Their Followers http://bit.ly/aKjury

Hilarious! Facebook in Real Life http://bit.ly/c5II5r

Two teenagers rape and burn 18 year old girl & confess on WoW http://bit.ly/amtX09

The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.

Why night owls are smarter than morning larks http://bit.ly/bnWF4o

Good laugh and long sleep are the best cures in a doctor's book.

Some days you're the dog! other days you're the hydrant...

8 effective mind mapping tools for brainstorming http://bit.ly/c2QjpS

Burning Question: When is one too old to dress up for Halloween?

12 grocery items nutrition experts would never buy http://aol.it/ckb10k

How am I going to live today in order to create the tomorrow I'm committed to? Anthony Robbins

We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. Sam Keen

For All You Ladies http://bit.ly/auFxTM Just the Way You Are

Only Irish coffee provides all main essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.

Halloween was confusing. My parents said, ‘Never take candy from strangers.’ Then they dressed me up & said, ‘Go beg for it.’

Obessed Female Fan at Synnara Fansigning www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiwhAVS6FiI

Home Video Horror: Girl's Ass is Too Big for the Swing http://bit.ly/969jed

Dogs in Halloween Costumes: http://bit.ly/dkup9z (Youtube)

"A Pure Love" http://bit.ly/d7fFI2

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

I went to school to become a wit... but only got halfway through.

Women like silent men, they think they’re listening.

The art of advice is to make the recipient believe he thought the thought of it himself.

Ellen Makes David Beckham Act A Fool! http://bit.ly/dup7fG Hilarious!

What do you do when a restaurant claims u defamed them w a negative review? http://ow.ly/308Cd

Must-read for Parents: Help Them, Teach Them, but Don’t Live Through Them http://nyti.ms/96Cels #parenting TY @DougHensch @MarjieKnudsen

Is it true that women define themselves by their relationships and men define themselves by whom they are helping?

The best advice is this: Don't take advice and don't give advice.

Those who do not find time for exercise will have to find time for illness. Earl of Derby

5 People Who Failed Their Way to Fame And Fortune http://bit.ly/cmYN1z

Don't you love it how they get women who don't need girdles to model girdles?

real life fainting kittens http://bit.ly/9biiXm

1 million dollars or true love?

The Fine Art of Dog Photography http://bit.ly/bs8xws TY @GenkiGenki

7 Creepy Urban Legends That Happen to be True http://bit.ly/b1ltJl

Welcom Turist, We Spik Inglish http://bit.ly/8X3Edf TY @daphnemaia

Floating Islands: Using Garbage to Clean Polluted Water http://bit.ly/aSsmCR

Back To The Future Is A Must-See 25 Years Later http://bit.ly/arFk9B

The world is like a ride at an amusement park. http://bit.ly/daRsB4 v @Alyssa_Milano

A man is often a bad adviser to himself and a good adviser to another.

The best advice is this: Don't take advice and don't give advice.

All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

How do i stop the suffering? http://bit.ly/9TC302 "Ginger Root Tea" by @Lotay

Chinese iPhone workers poisoned by harmful chemical http://yhoo.it/cnOxWy

Man breaks dog out of jail http://bit.ly/9ZZBO7

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Alien reviews Area 51 on Google Maps http://bit.ly/cGQvL8

Interesting! How To Get Free Cell Phone service http://bit.ly/2JXgGZ via @Minervity

Why I Deleted My Foursquare Account http://bit.ly/9cQvok

Use GMail To Send Real Snail Mail Letters With A Click http://bit.ly/arihni

Socrates Test of Three http://bit.ly/dhfR59 Powerful stuff!

Are you really marketing or just advertising? Great post http://ow.ly/2XXn0

How to ensure your lost wallet/purse gets returned http://bit.ly/9sd9Z4 88% of the time

Victims of True Spa Subtle Senses (Singapore) http://on.fb.me/90FMZR Class Action Suit in Progress?

6 Free Sites for Creating Your Own Comics http://ping.fm/QjkQw Woot!

Facebook Asks Users to Remove Special Characters and Multiple Languages From Their Names http://bit.ly/9KNzVW

Everyday Objects That Tell A Story http://bit.ly/c58FQs (Photography)

Falling in love only takes about a fifth of a second http://bit.ly/dvZwwU

Picture of the Day http://bit.ly/9RY5jB Smiling Hippo FTW!

Shades of X-Men http://bit.ly/cWjEt9 A new plane "discovered" hiding under a house?

Males Who Grow Up With A Lot of Sisters are Less Sexy http://bit.ly/cBe11G

MySpace just as guilty as Facebook for transmitting personal data http://ping.fm/TK8BX

Facebook Removes Your Exes From Photo Memories http://bit.ly/cFN0WB

When you blame and criticize others, you are avoiding some truth about yourself. True or False?

Why do people order a diet coke with their thousand calorie, super sized, fast food meal?

Someone doing 85mph in a 60mph Zone. We chased after them, but realised we were breaking the speed limit. Arrested ourselves. The Police

Average-looking men with confidence and a sense of humor are more attractive than hunks. True or False?

I know you think you understood what I said, but what you heard was not what I meant.

Help support the Dolphins in Japan http://bit.ly/95ujyB

Making things hard to read 'can boost learning' http://bbc.in/ddLAwr (BBC)

I'm not cynical. Just experienced.

Saw this on a badge today: Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway...

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.

8 year old boy's Christmas list http://bit.ly/cFgZ5h

Twitter makes me love people i've never met & Facebook makes me hate people i know in real life... True or False?

Where's Crocodile Dundee when you need him? http://bit.ly/an3htn Croc on plane kills 19 via @eviltofu

Friendster, MySpace and Plurk were once so cool. Now FB looks like a jazzed up blog. Too bad we can't change the template

Martin Freeman is officially confirmed to play Bilbo Baggins in 'The Hobbit'!

Ummh... Should one update to iOS4 if one has an iPhone3? Any issues to worry about?

If work was this fun, i'd have no problems with procrastination! http://bit.ly/cjt4YK via @mistygirlph

Sales of gold and silver bullion are heating up

If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

How do you dig your nose if you can't use your hands?

Pleh! The word when spoken conjures up the feeling of not wanting to help someone... Pleh!

just unearthed a 10 year old Trek Secure thumbdrive. Still works! Thank goodness i remembered the password

Be careful of following the masses. Remove the "m" and see who exactly you're following...

#lifehastaughtme Don't be a woman that needs a man, be the woman a man needs!

#isitjustme ? I prefer tart, sour tough green kiwifruits to soft, sweet golden ones. How about you?

Thinks men are at an advantage during break-ups. They just don't care...

The Indonesia smoke has now invaded Yishun... my eyes are watering

Helen Mirren should have been an action hero!

Old man, my ass! RED was awesome!

Good night everyone. Sleeping early

How come there aren't B or B-sized batteries?

Intense diet/exercise improves weight (10-20%) in severely obese http://bit.ly/cAHkw3 (Use Google Cache if you can't read it)

A free online course to help people learn to prosper online http://bit.ly/978bX6

How's everyone today? Great?

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off to dinner! Please leave your messages at the beep... **Beep**

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Bisphenol A or BPA declared toxic in Canada http://bit.ly/95JzKd

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Why do most “reality” TV shows have absolutely nothing to do with reality?

iPhone 4 glass breaks 82% more than iPhone 3Gs http://bit.ly/cnivgJ

Most Dangerous Object in the Office http://bit.ly/9EDQxp The Hallmark Dummy Launcher

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Why is cargo sent by ships and shipments sent by cars?

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Why don’t they give you a knife in Chinese restaurants?

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When in charge, ponder. When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.

High-Pitched Women Prefer Deep-Voiced Men http://bit.ly/b5IE52

10 Things You Can Do to Help Save the Earth http://bit.ly/cYJLUQ

Cute and friendly Maltese Cross puppy up for adoption http://bit.ly/cJk8kf

Why does toilet bowl cleaner only come in the color blue?

wonders if we renamed exercise to ass-ercise, would we get more butts moving?

Top 10 Things You Should Do In Japan http://bit.ly/2IeFOt

5 Scams Tourists Always Fall For http://bit.ly/c0jles

Why So Many People Can't Make Decisions http://bit.ly/c92Kbb

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. Charles Wadsworth

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. Charles Wadsworth

10 Tips for Getting Great Photos of Your Cat http://bit.ly/akmXN3

10 Tips for Getting Great Photos of Your Cat http://bit.ly/akmXN3

J.K. Rowling Mapped Out Harry Potter’s Fate On A Scrap of Notebook Paper http://bit.ly/bGdvLz

50 Excellent Photography-Related Tutorials http://bit.ly/coPNlo

The New Way to Find the Best Airfare Deals Online http://bit.ly/dfbQNu

Where to Find The Best Travel Deals Online http://bit.ly/9A6IwZ

Is it me, or does all Mexican food seem to be the same, just folded differently?

4 Harvard Girls Create A Soccer Ball That Can Power A Lamp http://bit.ly/beHFDw for up to three hours after only 15 minutes of play

what's your greatest strength?

Why are we afraid of falling? Shouldn’t we be afraid of the sudden stop?

Watch "The Cove" Free Movie Online (HQ) bit.ly/du5iSH

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10 Relationships Ruined by the Internet http://bit.ly/aQjkA9

Good reason to secure your wireless connection http://bit.ly/9WnovI Your neighbour might be uploading c**** p***

Would you rather fly in a plane, ride a train, dance in the rain, feel no pain, or be mentally insane?

Top 10 Urban Legends Debunked http://bit.ly/d2cn36

5 Blogs to Learn Adobe Photoshop Online for Free http://bit.ly/bTewEW

Woman Mistakes Super Glue for Eye Drops http://bit.ly/czw0PL

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows - Part 1 will no longer be 3D http://bit.ly/bGo4Db

Watch "Earthlings" Free Movie Online (HQ) http://bit.ly/9rczs5

Study: Women apologize more than men http://bit.ly/dDgQjz Another case of "duh" science

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

Life summarised in 4 bottles http://bit.ly/9kvFgp

The 8 Villains of Social Media http://bit.ly/95dcf3 and your best defense

Flight Attendants Dance to Lady Gaga during safety demos http://bit.ly/9xkAXE The voiceover is a bit unnerving...

University student's sex list becomes internet sensation http://bit.ly/dq8LMN

People still believe The Onion publishes real news?! http://bit.ly/aOUqJD+ Historians Admit To Inventing Ancient Greeks

Why is the word for "a fear of long words," hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, so long?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

If you don't know what you want, you end up with a lot you don't. Chuck Palahniuk

How not to make an ATM withdrawal http://bit.ly/dh0cA7

France may expel Europe's last gypsy circus http://bbc.in/aMxqmx

Is your private phone number on Facebook? http://bit.ly/aEabqm It may be... thanks to your friends

Facebook Now Allows You To Download Your Information http://tcrn.ch/bzwa3z

Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow. Don Herold :)

A Doctor's Blueprint for getting the retirement we want http://bit.ly/dBJLRE Free vacations and extra money from the government

I just bought Market Samurai http://bit.ly/a9PcPc Worth every penny!

So... what do your parents do in the Muggle World?

Harry Potter's Butterbeer mystery solved http://bit.ly/aoqfjg

Top reason for Facebook unfriending http://bit.ly/bS5qpV Too many useless posts. They actually studied that?!

15 Ways Girls Use to Look Hotter on Facebook http://bit.ly/dvbtWY NSFW

How Fake Money Saved Brazil from Rampant Inflation http://n.pr/cjq98T

10 Things you should know about Sleep http://bit.ly/cmK8tu

Block Party http://bit.ly/bO8AcS Ten Facebook friends you may love to hate

The Pros and Cons of Daily Deal Sites http://bit.ly/aY8lt4 like Groupon

How long would it take to read the entire English Wikipedia? http://bit.ly/aXx13q

The Story of Cosmetics http://bit.ly/bVANwn Simple, Serious, Scary - What's in your Pantene Pro V?

The Best Times to Buy Airline Tickets and Everything Else! http://bit.ly/bOhs7w

Shibuya Mark City http://bit.ly/bhXJdJ Japan Vacation Travel Getaway