You can get almost everyone to go anywhere with the promise of free food

Favourite Productivity Apps for iPhone / iPad?

What in the world are they spraying in the air? http://bit.ly/dYmvaK (Youtube)

Excellence or Perfection?

Tangled is one of the better films of the year IMHO. Forget Megamind and HP7

Be not angry that you cannot make others as you wish them to be, since you cannot make yourself as you wish to be.

Why do we say "heads up" when we actually mean "duck!"?

Mulberry bush aside, would a monkey really chase a weasel?

McDonald's customer goes on rampage after being refused Chicken McNuggets http://bit.ly/fL7Rv9

Women Prevent Prettier Women From Getting Jobs http://bit.ly/hvBfJQ

Life is good for Gluten-Free Girl http://lat.ms/egQQtk

Cookie Monster Auditions for Saturday Night Live http://bit.ly/hR6flF

How some Chinese transport merchandise in China. http://bit.ly/eFpNcR (Funny pictures!)

Boy, 13, struck by lightning on Friday the 13th http://bit.ly/fblVgJ

What If Bill Gates Had Created the IPhone? http://bit.ly/iaApDR

3 Teens found alive after 50 days adrift in Pacific Ocean http://bit.ly/fGwIbz

Call Your FaceBook Friends For Free! http://bit.ly/auRStt

I am careful not to confuse excellence with perfection. Excellence, I can reach for; perfection is God's business. Michael J. Fox

Why are many coin banks shaped like pigs?

I Am Harry Potter! http://bit.ly/gucfD8 Funny interview with Daniel Radcliffe (Look for for his broom burns)

Why do men’s clothes have buttons on the right while women’s clothes have buttons on the left?

Baby born on Google Street View http://bit.ly/g8ua3N

How Much Does Birth Order Shape Our Lives? http://n.pr/ik8Tvr

Take rest; a field that has rested gives a bountiful crop.

If 'I am' is the shortest sentence, is 'I do' is the longest sentence?

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles

300 football games a season are fixed in Europe's top leagues http://bbc.in/cEuobA

While we teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about

10 Questions for Emma Watson http://bit.ly/dkpIRQ Out of 1600!

Epilepsy’s Big, Fat Miracle http://nyti.ms/9kkCUI

The Best of National Geographic's Photography Contest 2010 http://bit.ly/b3SVZk

When work is a pleasure, life is a joy! When work is a duty, life is slavery

Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire

Effective way to remember the wife's birthday... forget it once.

Marriage consists of 3 rings: the engagement ring, the wedding ring and suffering... just kidding!

A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome

I ain't sleeping. I'm just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids

20 Things I Learned About Browsers and the Web http://bit.ly/93f2jK

Chinese woman sent to labor camp for retweeting http://bit.ly/b9Qy9P

A Message of Hope & Joy http://bit.ly/dx9Bhr Grandma's Superhero Therapy

Married couple's website lets public vote on whether they should have an abortion http://bit.ly/aCnFV3

Empowering teens for the real world http://bit.ly/cTnQp9

Cosmetic surgeon may be sued for daring to question 'Boob Job' cream http://bit.ly/c9XYCX

Tiger Woods Blames Golf For His Infidelity http://bit.ly/a0rz6Z

Doctor Sues Restaurant For Not Teaching Him How To Properly Eat Artichoke http://bit.ly/aEswPi

Learn from the weather ... it pays no attention to criticism.

Start training your brain! http://bit.ly/bWPp04

Snail exploded during birthday party http://usat.ly/c2KgSv

Pastor tells married church leaders to stop using Facebook http://bit.ly/aQBGgz

A Complete Guide On How To Download Your Entire Facebook History http://bit.ly/9Bk8zF

Found HP7 terribly boring. Best wait till the 2nd installment comes out. While you do, (re)read the books!

Do you like the new Youtube layout?

Israel's airport security vs. the USA's http://bit.ly/9xSS0T High security, little bother

The physics of cats' drinking http://bit.ly/c8hX2U

Happy 25th birthday, Calvin and Hobbes! http://bit.ly/dcISid

Find a Mate for your Dog Online http://bit.ly/9ePJA9

"Con" is the opposite of "pro," so "congress" must be the opposite of "progress."

Are dreams about comedi

I hate typing, so I just wrote the book in my head. I'm going to market it to mind readers.

Science explains why Star Wars stormtroopers can't shoot the Rebels http://bit.ly/ciPRLP

US Scientists Significantly More Likely to Publish Fake Research http://bit.ly/cR90Sj

Why call it a building if it's already been built?

Why call it a building if it's already been built?

It is not power that corrupts but fear. Fear of losing power corrupts those who wield it. Aung San Suu Kyi

Government leaders are amazing, so often it seems they are the last to know what the people want. Aung San Suu Kyi

Why is it called rush hour when everything moves so slow?

Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?

I don't have an attitude problem... You have a perception problem!

Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?

Shagged by a Rare Parrot http://bit.ly/br4mEE

What Font are You? http://ping.fm/ZMc5u Boo, i'm Courier :(

How to Get a Facebook.com Email Address http://on.fb.me/b1c90t

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

Why (Most) Women like to Shop http://bit.ly/9CLfgA

James Blunt 'prevented World War III' http://bbc.in/bQUj2f

I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory

If it's your birthday this month, then you know your parents really enjoyed Valentine's Day...

I don't see the point in testing cosmetics on rabbits. I mean, aren't they cute enough as it is?

I love humanity. It's people I can't stand

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law

Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair

When you pee in a toilet, you wipe the seat; when you pee in the woods, you wipe your feet!

What Teenagers Think About Facebook, Twitter and MySpace http://bit.ly/dmtgEr

I can't find my Phone! http://bit.ly/bAnYcd

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film!

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. James Thurber (HUH???)

How Potato Chips are Made http://bit.ly/ckiDP8

Knowledge talks, wisdom listens

Even if you do what you think is right, you'll always have critics

I hate advice unless I'm giving it...

Reddit’s Astonishing Altruism http://bit.ly/9wOzvN

Is your soy sauce and oyster sauce causing infertility? http://bit.ly/cNt6Mg

If you dont like my driving stay off the sidewalk!

4Chan Wages War Against Tumblr http://bit.ly/ckNtDf

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Instructions For New Parents http://bit.ly/bf4NYS

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

I'm pretty certain that someone pushed Humpty Dumpty

Somehow, i don't feel excited about using a facebook.com email address. Are you?

For those who suffer from shame and rejection http://bit.ly/dwEKdD

Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.

A diplomat thinks twice before saying nothing..

This year's Hottest Gift!: A huggable talking slab of BACON http://bit.ly/a1jxDl

Age 52: The year people turn grumpy http://bit.ly/ca67tL (lol, seriously very true!)

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow maybe

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Have you heard of Mustache Month? http://bit.ly/b2rfe2

How to Most Effectively Battle the Common Cold http://ping.fm/bXL9J

Amazon removes pedophile advice book after receiving 3,000 comments http://lat.ms/adorBV

Amazon removes pedophile advice book after receiving 3,000 comments http://lat.ms/adorBV

Porpoises Saved Dick Van Dyke's Life (VIDEO) http://bit.ly/bn9e5f

See Which New Energy Saving Light Bulb Is Right for You http://bit.ly/cw33tA

The Smartest & Strangest Animal I’ve Ever Seen http://bit.ly/cayFJH

Harry Potter thought that teen pop sensation Justin Bieber was a woman http://bit.ly/90II5G

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

Google asks whether you wanna trap your contacts in Facebook http://bit.ly/ayLRlp

If you rearranged the letters in mother-in-law, they come out to Woman Hitler...

Finding Love and Life on Facebook http://bit.ly/bd87Uk Happy Pepero Day!

13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History http://bit.ly/93fmaT

30 Adorable Animal Photobombs http://bit.ly/acZOrQ

How to Be a Jerk on Facebook http://bit.ly/9khVmT

Friendship Of Penguin And Baby Dolphin http://bit.ly/c1qfYh

10 Funniest Music Idol Auditions http://bit.ly/cKHmNg

5 Reasons Your Co-Worker Makes More Money Than You http://yhoo.it/aNPxMH

What Really Happens In Women's Restrooms? http://bit.ly/a6EQRG

More money doesn't make you happier. I have $50 million but I'm just as happy when I had $40 million.

Why do we tie shoes to the back of a car for newly weds?

Teen Paralyzed After Ear Piercing Went Wrong http://aol.it/d3hNjy

Why can't we sneeze with our eyes open?

Ham and eggs - A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it

13 Weeks to better one's Character http://bit.ly/a44Peq

How men spend their money http://bit.ly/bAyGRI (Infographic)

Have you heard MJ's new song yet? http://bit.ly/aIn0WD (Michael Jackson - Breaking News)

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

5 Things You Need To Survive The Impending Alien Invasion http://bit.ly/bdf0jU

They make bullet proof vests, why not bullet proof pants?

Why do people wear socks with sandals?

If there’s a speed of light and a speed of sound, why isn’t there a speed of smell?

just saw someone... i mean, who cries when watching "March of the Penguins"?

Why do guys wear baseball caps backwards? Are they trying to shade their necks?

How can there be a Miss Universe when Earth is the only planet represented?

A lifelong friend is someone you haven't borrowed money from

How to Pursue Your Dreams http://bit.ly/bTKHfN Despite the Day Job

There's a difference b/w beauty & charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice. A charming woman is one who notices me.

The best things in life aren’t things.

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly - to someone else.

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, a wise man says that her mouth is so beautiful when her lips are closed.

Why are most jokes so short? So men can remember them.

50 Little Things You Can Do to Empower Other People http://bit.ly/b1KcIS

Why is the male intelligence worth more than the female? It is rarer.

Often the difference between a successful marriage and a mediocre one consists of leaving about three or four things a day unsaid

Every human has 4 endowments - self awareness, conscience, independent will & creative imagination. Stephen Covey

While warning us about the danger of Fat, U.S. Govt pushes sales of Cheese http://nyti.ms/b4cO0j

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

Top 10 Tricks MacGyver Would Be Proud Of http://ping.fm/xTeoD

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Why is it when we talk to God we're praying, but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

An Idiot on Facebook http://bit.ly/9tskZi (i know, i have frens like that too!)

If you want to be remembered for all the wrong reasons, say something really stupid!

You've got to watch this beautiful movie http://bit.ly/9uayp7 Learning to Dance in the Rain

We're not old people we're recycled teenagers!

Had fun playing with Sparklers this Dewali holiday. What about you?

10 FaceBook Friend Requests You Should Reject http://bit.ly/azu3N8

If carrots are so good for your eyes, then why are there so many dead rabbits in the road?

As you get older three things happen. The 1st is your memory goes... and I can't remember the other two...

All work and no play, will make you a manager.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.

An alarm clock is a device that wakes you up just in time to go back to sleep.

13 Super Useful Photography Cheat Sheets http://bit.ly/8YyUZO

2 things are necessary to keep one's wife happy: To let her think she is having her own way, the other is to let her have it

Domino's Pizza to pay $31,000 for one hour of work in December! http://bit.ly/9Y8Khe

Sensational lawsuit accuses Apple of turning iPhone 3G into "iBrick" http://bit.ly/c1ZaVo

Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not!

Embedding Presentations into Google Buzz http://bit.ly/9WOzZ9 & http://bit.ly/dpRSph

The only thing stronger than a mother's love is garlic breath...

Procrastination is the greatest laborsaving invention of all time.

How Women Think About Men http://bit.ly/dlzF0L

Top 10 Strangest Star Trek Foods http://bit.ly/dlNyKg

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light.

Dancing to Barry White's Can't Get Enough Of Your Love Baby

Life is for living. It's there for the taking. Grant yourself no regrets.

Man saves woman from shark by grabbing its tail http://bbc.in/9YsHyH

Drinking coffee doesn't make you more alert http://bit.ly/bH258o

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are

What Your Choice of Camera Says About You http://bit.ly/dxmz0T

Men forget, but never forgive. Women forgive, but never forget.

‘Sleeping on a problem’ may be the best way to solve it http://bit.ly/b9K72L

A Jack Russel Terrier Butler http://bit.ly/dw6ZW1 Useful Dog Tricks performed by Jesse

Here's why your iPhone Alarm didn't go off! http://bit.ly/biObz7

Do You Walk the Talk? http://bit.ly/92gOjm

Why no two girls will ever smell the same. http://bit.ly/bOrtVS

A Twitterholic’s First 3 Days on Facebook http://bit.ly/cQDcmd by @adamsconsulting

What happens when you put people and money together? http://bit.ly/cAv2LM